“Don’t be alarmed! I’ve got a man pulling the countryside for volunteers!”

asgardian-poledance:

girlsinkhearts:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

And then I died…

rapping this forever

BLESS THIS POST

Depression is a very serious illness! Over 32,000 people commit suicide, every year! According to a 2004 study.

Is that the last year that data was available?

Yes.. my head is in such pain and turmoil!

moominboy:

ur like a socialist utopia

no class

luciferssextape:

we brushed a cat out of my cat. - Imgur

Aww they’re all so young and healthy!