Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!
This is how I stayed alive my senior year
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.
I’m a teacher and I think of my classes like this :/
I really want to get like super healthy so I keep going on fitness blogs and what have you, but I don’t know, I just find the whole culture so boring. It’s like wow, a whole bunch of brightly coloured lyrca and various exotic seeds that you can’t get in Korean supermarkets and I’m just like meh I’m going to make some coffee and go back to reading the Guardian website.
Like my friend is really fit and gorgeous but she has this app that posts her smoothies to facebook NOBODY CARES THAT YOU DRANK A PIECE OF TOAST THIS MORNING KRISTEN (altho that is pretty weird, why would you sacrifice the perfect texture of toast??)
TAO is also listening to Kris’ OST Time Boils the rain
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end